The ExpressTaxExempt family would like to wish you and yours a very happy Thanksgiving and extend our gratitude for each and every one of our customers this holiday season.
Words cannot express our sincere appreciation for you and the things that your organization does to make a difference in the communities you serve. Whether this was your first year using our services or you have been a loyal client for years, we are very grateful that you have chosen to use ExpressTaxExempt to handle your e-filing requirements
Yogi Bhajan once said, “An attitude of gratitude brings great things.” As we embrace the Holiday season, we know that great things are in store for your organization and ExpressTaxExempt is here to support you every step of the way!
As you spend the holiday with family and friends, we’ve put together some Thanksgiving humor that will bring everyone together over laughter. Let’s see how many of these you and those that you’re celebrating with can guess!
Thanksgiving Day Humor
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The Turkey Trot
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”
A: Because they never learned good table manners
Q: Who is NOT hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because it’s already stuffed!
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We’re Still Here To Help
As with every year, we observe major holidays so that our staff can be with family and friends as well. Our office will be closed on Thanksgiving Day, however, we will offer email support beginning on Friday, November 24 at firstname.lastname@example.org throughout the weekend. Normal business operations will resume on Monday, November 27.
Thank you again for choosing ExpressTaxExempt for your exempt organization e-filings. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!